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PostSubject: jokes galore!!..   Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:20 pm

pampatawa lang..eto ako mauuna..sa mga nakapanood na ng The Simpsons series, ito ung mga prank calls ni Bart sa bar ni Moe..hehe

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an "Alcoholic" here? [bar denizens laugh] Wait a minute...[to phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!

Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Oliver Klozoff! Call for "All of her clothes off"!
Bart+Lisa: [laugh]
[Marge picks up the phone]
Moe: Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody! I wanna "See more butts"! [the entire bar laughs; realizes] Wait a minute...Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, yeah hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen "My crotch" lately?! [snickers from the patrons] [to phone] Listen, to me you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
All: [laugh]

Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find "A man to hug and kiss"?! [bar denizens laugh]
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones and I live at 794 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: Aha! Big mistake, pal! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later!

:ani_heh: :ani_gg: :ani_no1:

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:40 am

bhest pwede ba youtube. ..??

wala bang embed dito. ..??
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:22 pm

meron kaya..wag ka nga lang sa may quick reply mag input..makikita mo naman ung button ng 'youtube' doon ehh..

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:17 am

JAPANESE PRANKS. ..

HUGE GROUP vs 1

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:31 am

nyahahaha ! lakas trip ah !? huehehehe !

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:37 am

elecomfort room. ..



grabe sila magprank e noh. .. laugh pero kung ikaw nandyan baka mapikon ka talaga. ..
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:24 am

lols!!! laugh eks kulangot panalo yan kei!! wahahaahahhahahaahha!

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:48 pm

haha omigash ang cool ng mga pranks O:
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:50 pm

sarap nga gayahin eh.. wahaahahaahh!! kulangot laugh

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:23 pm

nyahaha , tumulo sipon ko dun ah ? XD

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:43 am

yak! kadiri! sipunin! wahahaahha kulangot

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:53 am



IFH Mondays


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watch nyo yan :ani_no1:
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:00 am

powteeeck .

aba'y asyeeg . XD . ngisi

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:21 pm



eto masaya.... ano
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:15 pm

Joe who was being evaluated for mental problems was asked by the doctor,

doctor: if a train is coming down this hallway,towards you, what would you do?

joe: I'd get in my helicopter and fly away.

doctor: where did you get the helicopter from?

joe: the same place you got that f***ing train.

:ani_heh:

---end----
bob ong v.s. juan tamad

"ang pag ibig 'parang elevator lang yan.. bat mo isisiksik ang sarili mo ung wala nang pwesto para sayo.. e meron namang hagdan, ayaw mmo lang pansinin."
-bob ong

"mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik ito at darating ang panahon na makakasakay din ako."
-juan tamad :ani_gg:
----end----

vids na nakakatawa

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:28 pm

Me sampung butiki sa kisame...
sabi nung isa "Lilipad ako!" atsaka bigla siya tumalon...
nagyun ilan ang natirang butiki sa kisame?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:05 am

wala na, nahulog silang lahat...nagpalakpakan kasi ung siyam eh..hehehehe tama ba? ngisi

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:58 pm

hahah!!
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:46 pm

buhay pa pala tong joke na touh ...

demmit .

boy and girl , gusto maglaro ...

boy : tara laro tayo.

girl : ano naman lalalruin natin ?

boy : kahit ano ! basta wag lang tagutaguan ..

gir; : ehyng ? eh bakitnaman ?
















boy : 'becuz a girl like you is impossible to find ... your'e impossible to find ..'


hahaha ! panalo sa banat . XD .

mei nahugot na banat sa kanta , yoshness . XD

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:15 am

Apir!! hehehe...

pde rin to:

boy : kahit ano ! basta wag lang habulan ..

gir; : ehyng ? eh bakitnaman ?
















boy : mabilis ka ksi tumakbo eh kya d ko alam if... "Should I give up,
Or should I just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere..."
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:08 pm

Isang umaga...

Totoy: Nay! Si ate nag-bigti sa banyo!!!

Nay: Ha?! Susmaryosep!
(sabay takbo papuntang banyo)
O Toy, wala namang tao sa banyo ah! Ikaw na bata ka, wag kang nagbibiro ng ganyan!!!

Totoy: Ay sori po Nay... sa kwarto po talaga nag-bigti si ate.


joke ba to? :^^:

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:37 pm

huahahahaha !

panalo . XD

bot at tatay , nagluluto .

tay : o anak , ilang sili ba nilagay mo sa ulam ?

anak : limampu ho itay .

tatay : oh , eh gawin mo nang benteh




at kainin mo mag isa , ! damuho kang bata ka ! peste !


hehehe , ailaview itay . XD

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:39 pm

@natsu: Yan din un parang sa may doktor...

un parang ganito un eh...

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DOC: Wag kayo mag-alala misis... Yari n po operasyon,
pero isang buwan nlng po itatagal ng asawa nio...

Misis: HAH!?! Hindeeehhh.. Huhuhuh....

DOC: Haha.. Ayy joke lang po... Patay n po tlaga siya...

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MORBID din anu? sinu kya umiisip ng ganyan?



Eto mas matino....

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Anak: Itay, anu po ba ang kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?

Itay: Ah madali lan yan... Anak kita, confident ako dyan...
Yang kalaro mong si Tikboy, anak ko rin un, un ung confidential...

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Ahhh gets.....
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:47 pm

How will you know that you've used up all your invisible ink?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:41 pm

bobo: amblis ko natapos ung puzzle!!

juan: talaga? lang araw?

bobo: 5 mos...

juan:antagal naman!

bobo:anu ka! nakalagay nga dito for 3 years and above eh!
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Pakiusap ng may taning ang buhay...


Juan: Tol may taning na ang buhay ko, last night ko na ito... txttau buong gabi!!

Pedro: ayoko tol! maaga pa ako gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na..

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Piolo: i just need five thngs in my life..

some friends...

some food..

some work...

some love..

and some


milby!!

sabi naman ni sam:

just need five things in my life...

few work..

few friends..

few food...

few love

and few... lo

Few lo pascual :ani_heh:

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