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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:12 pm

^ahahaha!!!! haahaha!!!

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:13 pm

sumulat c juan ng love letter gamit ang alphabet:

ABC = always be careful

DEF = don't ever forget

GHI = go home immediately

JKLM = just keep loving me

NOPQRSTUVW = no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat you very well

halos mabaliw si juan sa 3 letrang natira!

ganito nalang sinulat nya:

XYZ = xee you zoon :ani_heh:
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:57 pm

myahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:13 pm

Son: tay, pinagalitan po ako ng teacher ko

Dad:bakit naman?

Son:hinalikan o kasi yung seatmate ko,

Dad:iikaw talaga manang mana ka sa akin, o anu masarap ba?

Son: Opo! pogi po sya eh
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Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anna natn sa US, ito nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. basahin mo nga sa likod.

Nanay:inay, nagpapasalamat po ako kas kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito.....





natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:10 pm

May tanong ako---

pano mo ilalagay ang giraffe sa refrigirator???
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:58 pm

bubuksan refrigerator at ilalagay ang giraffe.

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:38 pm

tapos isasara.......

tama ate natsu!!!

papaano mo naman ilalagay ang elepante sa refrigirator???

sige nga.......
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:08 pm

bubuksan mu ung ref tas ilalabas mu ung nagyeyelong giraffe tsaka mu isasaksak ung elepante...
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:16 pm

magaling magaling

nag-meeting ang buong animal kingdom....

sino ang absent?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:32 am

ung elepante.. iniwan mu sa ref eh... kung di ka rin eengot-engot... hahaha

(di ko mean na engot ka tlga hahah, dinagdagan ko lang para masaya heheh.. pislabrakenrol!!!) peace
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:58 pm

Ang absent ay yung elepante at IKAW. Baket kasama ka naman sa animal kingdom ah, kamukha mo pa nga yung kapitbahay niyo na mahilig sa saging eh.

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:59 pm

hahaha bad mama natsu!!....

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:24 pm

kailangan mong tumawid sa isang ilog na puno ng buwaya.........

paano ka makakatawid???

hehehe ate natsu pislabrakenrol tayo walang ganyanan! :D
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:53 am

waaaaa...!!! yoko na nga! di na ko ulit magpopost! *tampupoy*


@mj: dun sa tulay... baket sinabi ba kxe kailang lumangoy?
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:10 pm

@quasar - uu kailangan mong lumangoy!!!!
there is no way to cross the river that is full of crocodiles!!

so ano sino ang makakasagot? yellow card
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:22 pm

ipakain mo yung baon mong elepante (na nasa loob ng ref) sa mga buwaya, tiba tiba na yon malaki naman yung elepante, para ma-distract sila, makakalangoy ka na.

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:22 pm

mali!mali!mali! :ani_waaah:
kung ako si rizal, kayo na ang pinabaril ko sa luneta!! Dead Fly

joke lng! peace

ang sagot: eh di maglangoy ka!
wala naman ang mga buwaya sa ilog kasi may meeting pa ang animal kingdom at ang absent ay yung elepante wahehehehehehehe :ani_heh: :ani_gg:

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:05 pm

wehh...tama naman yung sagot ko eh oh...

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:39 am

eh nilagyan mo pa ng papakainin ng elepante eh!!
]hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee!!!

harhahraharhahr!!!
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:54 pm

hahaha eto kanina natawa ako sa sinabi ng kaklase ko sa may pipitsuging mall sa amin..parang Grand Central dito sa amin..

*ehem!*

Scene: Namimili kami ng mga DVD *na pirated syempre* para sa isang DVD marathon sana next week to celebrate the end of maderpaking classes..habang namimili kami, may lumapit na saleslady..

Saleslady: Hi Sir, ano pong hanap nila?..
Ako: wala po, titingin lang..

Lumipat kami sa kabilang stall..nilapitan ulit kami ng saleslady..

Saleslady: Ano pong gusto nila?..
Ako: titingin lang Miss..

Lumipat ulit kami sa may dulong stall..and tulad kanina, may lumapit sa amin ulit na saleslady..

Saleslady: Sir, bili na..ano pong hanap nila?
Kaklase ko: pagmamahal at kapayapaan..kayang mo bang ibigay yun?..*sabay tawa*


LOL! XD

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:32 am

niahahaha ! lols ! XD .

parang ung sa emo pag tiananong mo 'tol ok ka lang ba ?' XD

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:00 am

@kei: di ka masapak nun! hahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:41 pm

@kei uu nga kapayapaan bibihin mu hahaahhaa!!!!:D
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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:43 am

yung kuya ko di pinayagan sa puting ng tropa nia sa puerto galera . XD


mami : ano ba kase gusto mo , maniwala ako na wala kang gagawing masama ? eh panay baabe yang kasama mo tas kasama mo pa si peewee ? nako mark .

mark : wala naman talaga eh .... pero ma naman . si leyn yun eh oh ? chix yun ma ! CHIX !

mami : ano ba , gusto mo makakita ng hita > ha ? yun ba yon ? o ayan ! hita ko ! magpaksasa ka , titigan mo . ./...!

mark : langya naman ma , ok lang kung di mo ko payagan pero wag naman yung ganyang torture ....



nyahaha ! sweet nila ! XD

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PostSubject: Re: jokes galore!!..   Sun May 03, 2009 11:01 pm

Medyo naluma itong thread na to sa may riddles galore ko kaya eto irevive kong konti.. hehehe...

HOW TO PASS BAD NEWS:

(Caloy at Amo nag-uusap sa phone)


Caloy: helo, boss si caloy po eto, ung katiwala nyo sa mansion.

Amo: Oh, napatawag ka?

Caloy: ibabalita ko lang po sana sa inyo na patay na po ung alaga nyong parrot..

Amo: si Pikoy? yung nanalo sa birdshow? bat namatay?

Caloy: nakakain po ng bulok na karne ng patay na kabayo...

Amo: anung patay n kabayo?

Caloy: ung imported na kabayo nyo ser, namatay kakahila ng kariton ng tubig..

Amo: kariton ng tubig? para san naman yung tubig?

Caloy: para sa sunog po.

Amo: Dyos ko! anung sunog?

Caloy: ung mansion po. sumagi po kasi ung kurtina sa kandila kaya un, kinain ng apoy! di na napigilan.

Amo: para san ba ung kandila.. eh may kuryente naman dyan.

Caloy: para sa burol po...

Amo: burol? sinung namatay?

Caloy: ung nanay nyo po. dumating po kasi nung isang gabi ng walang pasabi. akala ko eh magnanakaw. kaya un nabaril ko! sige po....

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