riddles galore!

For easier reference, I decided to compile all the riddles... enjoy!
Answer Key:
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Monty tell lies on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays
and tells the truth the rest of the week...
Gelo tell lies on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays
and tells the truth on the other days...

If they both say to you "I told lies Yesterday....",
what day of the week would it be?

Answer: Thursday.. Monty lied while Gelo told the truth.. is the only day that logically fits..
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CRIME SCENE:
In a condo unit, a dead man was found with a gun in one of his hand
and a tape recorder on the other. A gunshot wound was visible through his head.
No sign of violence is visible. The detective in charge took the recorder and played it.
"I'm tired of my life, i wanna die...." *gunshot*. The detective asked the dead man's roomate
"Is this his voice?". He replied "Yes.". The detective said "We must find the murderer..."

How did the detective know that it was a murder and not a suicide? Think....

Answer: The recorder was rewinded.. think, if youll be taking your life with a gun, will you be able to rewind the tape afterwards?
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How would you know that you've run out of invisible ink?

Answer: You'll start seeing what you are writing..
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A butcher owns a meat shop around the corner...
If he has a wife and two kids, a son and a
daughter, what does he weigh?

Answer: You might get confused by the last question.. and read it as if its asking you what the butcher's weight is based on the info.. but if you reread it carefully you'll see that is asks for what the man weighs, which by context is pertaining to an object and not to the man's weight.. And what does a "butcher" weigh? Meat of course!
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Sa isang bayan, may nakatirang dalawang magkapatid na babae. Sina Nene at Nena. Nung namatay ang nanay nila, hinanda nila ang lahat para sa burol nito. Habang nakaburol ang nanay nila, may dumalaw na gwapong lalake na hindi nila kilala. Naisip nila na baka dating istudyante ng nanay nila ang lalake, dating guro ang nanay nila. Lumipas ang mga araw at nilibing na ang nanay nila.
Pagkalipas ng dalawang linggo, biglang namatay si Nena. Sino ang pumatay at ano ang posibleng motibo niya?


Answer: Nene is the killer.. how is this so, you ask? the motive is when their mother died the handsome guy went to the wake, so Nene killed her sister in order to get the chance to see the handsome guy once more.. creepy..
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Merong isang lalake na natagpuang patay sa gitna ng disyerto. Hubad siya. Nakakalat ang mga damit sa paligid niya, kasama na ang kanya. Sa tabi niya, may isang stick na 3 inches ang haba.
Ano kaya ang nangyari sa lalakeng ito?

Clue: May sinasakyan siya bago mangyari ang insidente.

Answer: ummm mejo mahaba ata ang sagot dito...

may mga kasama ang lalaki nung nasa hot air balloon siya. nabutas ang hot air balloon at good enough na lang to carry a number of people.

e dahil super init, hinubad nila lahat ng damit nila para magsurvive (kasi mainit nga naman ang hot air balloon at nasa disyerto pa sila, o diba).

pagpalagay natin tatlo sila at dalawa na lang ang kayang i-carry ng hot air balloon para mag-land safely.

so ang ginawa nila, kumuha sila ng tatlong matchsticks at pinutol sa order na pinakamahaba, gitnang pinakamahaba at pinakamaikli. yung makakakuha ng pinakamaikli, yun ang tatalon para iligtas ang iba.

nabunot ng lalaking ito ang pinakamaikling stick. huhuhu :(

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Natapuang patay si Emily sa isang kwarto. Sa scene of death, nakita ang patay nyang katawan, maraming tubig at basag na salamin.

Ano kaya ang dahilan kung bakit namatay si Emily?

Answer: Emily is a fish in a fishbowl.. Explains the water,glass and the dead body..
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Natagpuang patay ang isang lalaki sa gitna ng isang damuhan. Face first. May backpack siya. Ano kaya dahilan ng pagkamatay nya?

Answer: Alam ko na!.. hehe. nag-sky diving ung lalake. weh di nag-open ung parachute(back-pack) kea aun, nalaglag siya at namatay
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Nagpunta si Tom sa isang bar. Humingi siya ng tubig sa counter. Tinutukan siya ng baril ng tao sa counter. Pagkatapos matutukan ng baril, ngumiti si Tom at nagpasalamat sabay alis.

Ang malaking tanong: Bahkeeet?

Answer: Tom has the hiccups! The gun startled Tom enough to remove the hiccups so he thanked the toughtfull bartender
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Jay went out of his house and it rained hard after a few minutes of walking. He didn't have an umbrella with him and his clothes were soaking wet. However, he didn't have a single hair in his head wet. How did that happen?

Answer: He is bald..
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May mag-asawang naglalakbay sa kung saan sakay ng isang kotse. Eh biglang may nangyari kaya lumabas muna yung lalake para humanap ng tulong. Pagdating niya, kasama na niya ang mga pulis at nagulat sila nang madatnang patay na yung babae. Nasa loob din ng kotse ang pumatay. SINO SIYA?!

Answer: The guy went out to find help because his wife suddenly began to labor.. The woman died while giving birth to their baby.. that is why the "killer" is still inside the car..
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what occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment,
but never in a thousand years?

Answer: The letter "M"
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13
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Answer: Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.
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Inutusan ka ng nanay mo bumili ng pandesal sa kanto at binigyan ka niya ng 15php para pambili..ngayon, pag punta mo sa panaderya ay sampu na lang na pandesal ang nandoon..piso isa, binili mo na lahat ng pandesal at nagbayad ka na..ilan/magkano ang sukli sayo??

Answer: Some may say.. "E di P5!! sobrang dali.." But this is wrong.. the right answer is none.. because there is no whole P15 bill, so technically you wont have any change for the P10 coin that you be using to pay for the pandesal..
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A man was found murdered on a Japanese navy ship at 2am. The police questioned everyone on board.
Captain: Sir, i was sleeping when the murder took place.
Cook: I was cooking.
Crew: The flag was upside down so i was turning it.
Scout: I was scouting for an enemy ship as there was a signal.
The police arrested the murderer immediately.

Who's the murderer???

Answer: The Crew... Turning the Japanese flag doesnt do anything..... the symbol is radially symmetrical, meaning its the same anyway you turn it... so you cant really tell which it is really upsidedown..
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may isang mama na nakitira sa isang malaking building....

nakatira siya sa tenth floor

pag pumapasok siya baba siya gamit ang elevator hanggang ground floor..

pag-uwi at may kasabay siya sa elevator deretso siya sa 10th floor pag wala naman eh hanggang 7th lang siya.......

bakit ganun??

bakit

Answer:
yung mamang nakatira sa 10th floor ay pandak. pag may kasabay sya sa elevator sasabihin nya dun sa kasabay nya na pakipindot ung number 10, pag wala syang kasabay yung number 7 lang ang abot nya. hehehe.
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A hunter was in the woods. He carefully aimed at his target and shot his gun. Seconds after realizing his mistake, he died.

Answer: Unanswered.. But my best guess has been the hunter shot upward..
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For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

What am I?

Answer: Time... no need explaining..
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"Yesterday at 3:00pm, I had millions of pesos." Mr. Bean told me, "Today, i had more thanP300,000 in my hand. Now, I find I need to borrow P3.00 from you, my dear young friend, so I may take a jeep home."

What does Mr. Bean do for a living?


Answer: Hes a coin collector...
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Four divided by two is two.
Two multiplied by two is six.
Eight times two is ten.
Ten minus one is two.
Ten minus two is one.

Now, what is six multiplied by itself?

Answer: its 18!! esep2 qng bakit! heehee
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21
Henry's mom has five children:
1. Chachy
2. Chechiy
3. Chichoy
4. Chochuy
5 ( name the last )


Answer: its Henry of course!! heheh
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May isang puno.


Anu ang bunga?

Answer: Edi MAIS! haha. MAy ISang puno.
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Answer: Y
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Kase po meron na tayo jokes galore n topic... eto naman po pang tambal...
hahaha... lagay po kayo ng mga riddles kuno kahit medyo pa joke pde rin... ako na po mauuna...

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1
Monty tell lies on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays
and tells the truth the rest of the week...
Gelo tell lies on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays
and tells the truth on the other days...

If they both say to you "I told lies Yesterday....",
what day of the week would it be?
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CRIME SCENE:
In a condo unit, a dead man was found with a gun in one of his hand
and a tape recorder on the other. A gunshot wound was visible through his head.
No sign of violence is visible. The detective in charge took the recorder and played it.
"I'm tired of my life, i wanna die...." *gunshot*. The detective asked the dead man's roomate
"Is this his voice?". He replied "Yes.". The detective said "We must find the murderer..."

How did the detective know that it was a murder and not a suicide? Think....
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Ok mga kikopals simulan na ang pag-esep-esep!! pero bka d n to masagot ks la n ganu naglalog-in...


wala pa rin nkakasagot? o wala gusto sumagot?

waa di pinansin ung topic ko....

please sali n po!!

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Monty tell lies on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays
and tells the truth the rest of the week...
Gelo tell lies on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays
and tells the truth on the other days...

If they both say to you "I told lies Yesterday....",
what day of the week would it be?
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Thursday. ^_^ v Tama ba?

Pwede... Nasagut na ung isa... Thursday kase si Monty nagsasabi ng totoo.. tas si Gelo nagsisinungaling....
panu ung isa? com'on sagut na....

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How would you know that you've run out of invisible ink?
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Yan madali lang yan...

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How would you know that you've run out of invisible ink?
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Kung nakikita mo na yung sinusulat mo. Bwahahaha! Yung una talaga hindi ko makuha. Wala akong utak detektiv e. Pero pwede kong hulaan. Hmmm...

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CRIME SCENE:
In a condo unit, a dead man was found with a gun in one of his hand
and a tape recorder on the other. A gunshot wound was visible through his head.
No sign of violence is visible. The detective in charge took the recorder and played it.
"I'm tired of my life, i wanna die...." *gunshot*. The detective asked the dead man's roomate
"Is this his voice?". He replied "Yes.". The detective said "We must find the murderer..."

How did the detective know that it was a murder and not a suicide? Think....

teka, PARANG NAPANOOD KO SA CSI LAS VEGAS YANG SCENE NA DECTECTIVE NA YAN!!..pero ang difference, nanay yung nagpatunay hindi roommate, na boses ng IBA at hindi boses ng ANAK niya yung nasa tape..

@wakomasei: Nyahaha!! yes po! tama... isipin mu kse, kung ikaw ang magbabaril sa ulo... tinitiyak ko sayu ng isalng libong porsyento ng aking taglay n lkas... di marerewind yun khit anu subukan mo... YAY! nasagut n ung 2!

@pawee: nayahhaah me sagut n yun one.. Tma syempre pag sumulat na..


Ala n magpapahula? dalii!!!!

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A butcher owns a meat shop around the corner...
If he has a wife and two kids, a son and a
daughter, what does he weigh?

dagdag p kayo!! gusto sumagot ng sa inyo!!

Luma na ata to eh...

Sa isang bayan, may nakatirang dalawang magkapatid na babae. Sina Nene at Nena. Nung namatay ang nanay nila, hinanda nila ang lahat para sa burol nito. Habang nakaburol ang nanay nila, may dumalaw na gwapong lalake na hindi nila kilala. Naisip nila na baka dating istudyante ng nanay nila ang lalake, dating guro ang nanay nila. Lumipas ang mga araw at nilibing na ang nanay nila.
Pagkalipas ng dalawang linggo, biglang namatay si Nena. Sino ang pumatay at ano ang posibleng motibo niya?

hanep naunahan ako!!! hehehe... yan din ang sagut ko eh..

ya ya ya. napakaluma na niyan eh. ahaha!

eto pa:
Merong isang lalake na natagpuang patay sa gitna ng disyerto. Hubad siya. Nakakalat ang mga damit sa paligid niya, kasama na ang kanya. Sa tabi niya, may isang stick na 3 inches ang haba.
Ano kaya ang nangyari sa lalakeng ito?

Clue: May sinasakyan siya bago mangyari ang insidente.

hmm hirap ah... di ko magets... uhh try ako... so nagtitinda ung lalake ng ukay2 n damit gamit ung bisikleta nya kaya lan naligay siya sa disyerto tas nagkabuhawi... natabunan ung bike tsaka nagkalat ung damit nya.. eh mainit kaya naghubad ung lalake... kaya lang naheatstroke namn sya.. kaya ayun... joke!! ajaahahahaa anu sagot hanep... hahaha...

eto ulit inulit ko lang
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A butcher owns a meat shop around the corner...
If he has a wife and two kids, a son and a
daughter, what does he weigh?
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^chigau! XD hindi yan ang tamang sagot...

natsu anu n sagot sa tanung mo? di ko talaga maisip..

Quasarrain27 wrote:

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A butcher owns a meat shop around the corner...
If he has a wife and two kids, a son and a
daughter, what does he weigh?
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@wakomasei: tama yung HOT AIR BALLOON! dun nga siya nakasakay...pero hindi natusok ng 3inch stick yung balloon at TANDAANG hindi lang damit niya ang nakakalat dun...

natsu-- wrote:

Merong isang lalake na natagpuang patay sa gitna ng disyerto. Hubad siya. Nakakalat ang mga damit sa paligid niya, kasama na ang kanya. Sa tabi niya, may isang stick na 3 inches ang haba.
Ano kaya ang nangyari sa lalakeng ito?

waaa di ko talaga magets! hmm sirit n nga!

QuasarRain27 wrote:

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A butcher owns a meat shop around the corner...
If he has a wife and two kids, a son and a
daughter, what does he weigh?
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a performer died beside with a feather. Who was the performer? What cause the performer died from?

Hint: Katzbalger, Scimitar, Sabre, Kris, Rapier

ha? di ko ma-gets?

natsu-- wrote:

ya ya ya. napakaluma na niyan eh. ahaha!

eto pa:
Merong isang lalake na natagpuang patay sa gitna ng disyerto. Hubad siya. Nakakalat ang mga damit sa paligid niya, kasama na ang kanya. Sa tabi niya, may isang stick na 3 inches ang haba.
Ano kaya ang nangyari sa lalakeng ito?

Clue: May sinasakyan siya bago mangyari ang insidente.

Namatay sya sa dehydration, siguro sa sobrang init ay napilitang hubarin ang damit nya.

QuasarRain27 wrote:

natsu anu n sagot sa tanung mo? di ko talaga maisip..

QuasarRain27 wrote:

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A butcher owns a meat shop around the corner...
If he has a wife and two kids, a son and a
daughter, what does he weigh?
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hmmm.. di ko talaga magets ung hot-air balloon

natsu-- wrote:

eto pa:
Merong isang lalake na natagpuang patay sa gitna ng disyerto. Hubad siya. Nakakalat ang mga damit sa paligid niya, kasama na ang kanya. Sa tabi niya, may isang stick na 3 inches ang haba.
Ano kaya ang nangyari sa lalakeng ito?

Clue: May sinasakyan siya bago mangyari ang insidente.

ummm mejo mahaba ata ang sagot dito...

may mga kasama ang lalaki nung nasa hot air balloon siya. nabutas ang hot air balloon at good enough na lang to carry a number of people.

e dahil super init, hinubad nila lahat ng damit nila para magsurvive (kasi mainit nga naman ang hot air balloon at nasa disyerto pa sila, o diba).

pagpalagay natin tatlo sila at dalawa na lang ang kayang i-carry ng hot air balloon para mag-land safely.

so ang ginawa nila, kumuha sila ng tatlong matchsticks at pinutol sa order na pinakamahaba, gitnang pinakamahaba at pinakamaikli. yung makakakuha ng pinakamaikli, yun ang tatalon para iligtas ang iba.

nabunot ng lalaking ito ang pinakamaikling stick. huhuhu :(


Ummm eto medyo madali.

Natapuang patay si Emily sa isang kwarto. Sa scene of death, nakita ang patay nyang katawan, maraming tubig at basag na salamin.

Ano kaya ang dahilan kung bakit namatay si Emily?

Meron pa ko isa.

Natagpuang patay ang isang lalaki sa gitna ng isang damuhan. Face first. May backpack siya. Ano kaya dahilan ng pagkamatay nya?

Nagiging CSI na mga puzzle ko ah. Haha