jokes galore!!..

pampatawa lang..eto ako mauuna..sa mga nakapanood na ng The Simpsons series, ito ung mga prank calls ni Bart sa bar ni Moe..hehe

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an "Alcoholic" here? [bar denizens laugh] Wait a minute...[to phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!

Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Oliver Klozoff.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Oliver Klozoff! Call for "All of her clothes off"!
Bart+Lisa: [laugh]
[Marge picks up the phone]
Moe: Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody! I wanna "See more butts"! [the entire bar laughs; realizes] Wait a minute...Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, yeah hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen "My crotch" lately?! [snickers from the patrons] [to phone] Listen, to me you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern....Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
All: [laugh]

Moe: [answers the phone] Yeah, just a sec; I'll check. [calls] Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find "A man to hug and kiss"?! [bar denizens laugh]
Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!
Moe: [to phone] You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
Bart: My name is Jimbo Jones and I live at 794 Evergreen Terrace.
Moe: Aha! Big mistake, pal! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later!

:ani_heh: :ani_gg: :ani_no1:

bhest pwede ba youtube. ..??

wala bang embed dito. ..??

meron kaya..wag ka nga lang sa may quick reply mag input..makikita mo naman ung button ng 'youtube' doon ehh..

JAPANESE PRANKS. ..

HUGE GROUP vs 1

elecomfort room. ..



grabe sila magprank e noh. .. pero kung ikaw nandyan baka mapikon ka talaga. ..

haha omigash ang cool ng mga pranks O:

IFH Mondays


Palatial Regalia
watch nyo yan :ani_no1:

eto masaya....

Joe who was being evaluated for mental problems was asked by the doctor,

doctor: if a train is coming down this hallway,towards you, what would you do?

joe: I'd get in my helicopter and fly away.

doctor: where did you get the helicopter from?

joe: the same place you got that f***ing train.

:ani_heh:

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bob ong v.s. juan tamad

"ang pag ibig 'parang elevator lang yan.. bat mo isisiksik ang sarili mo ung wala nang pwesto para sayo.. e meron namang hagdan, ayaw mmo lang pansinin."
-bob ong

"mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik ito at darating ang panahon na makakasakay din ako."
-juan tamad :ani_gg:
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vids na nakakatawa

the fouler



adam sandler - secret

Me sampung butiki sa kisame...
sabi nung isa "Lilipad ako!" atsaka bigla siya tumalon...
nagyun ilan ang natirang butiki sa kisame?

wala na, nahulog silang lahat...nagpalakpakan kasi ung siyam eh..hehehehe tama ba?

hahah!!

Apir!! hehehe...

pde rin to:

boy : kahit ano ! basta wag lang habulan ..

gir; : ehyng ? eh bakitnaman ?
















boy : mabilis ka ksi tumakbo eh kya d ko alam if... "Should I give up,
Or should I just keep chasing pavements?
Even if it leads nowhere..."

Isang umaga...

Totoy: Nay! Si ate nag-bigti sa banyo!!!

Nay: Ha?! Susmaryosep!
(sabay takbo papuntang banyo)
O Toy, wala namang tao sa banyo ah! Ikaw na bata ka, wag kang nagbibiro ng ganyan!!!

Totoy: Ay sori po Nay... sa kwarto po talaga nag-bigti si ate.


joke ba to? :^^:

@natsu: Yan din un parang sa may doktor...

un parang ganito un eh...

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DOC: Wag kayo mag-alala misis... Yari n po operasyon,
pero isang buwan nlng po itatagal ng asawa nio...

Misis: HAH!?! Hindeeehhh.. Huhuhuh....

DOC: Haha.. Ayy joke lang po... Patay n po tlaga siya...
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MORBID din anu? sinu kya umiisip ng ganyan?



Eto mas matino....

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Anak: Itay, anu po ba ang kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?

Itay: Ah madali lan yan... Anak kita, confident ako dyan...
Yang kalaro mong si Tikboy, anak ko rin un, un ung confidential...
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Ahhh gets.....

bobo: amblis ko natapos ung puzzle!!

juan: talaga? lang araw?

bobo: 5 mos...

juan:antagal naman!

bobo:anu ka! nakalagay nga dito for 3 years and above eh!
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Pakiusap ng may taning ang buhay...


Juan: Tol may taning na ang buhay ko, last night ko na ito... txttau buong gabi!!

Pedro: ayoko tol! maaga pa ako gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na..

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Piolo: i just need five thngs in my life..

some friends...

some food..

some work...

some love..

and some


milby!!

sabi naman ni sam:

just need five things in my life...

few work..

few friends..

few food...

few love

and few... lo

Few lo pascual :ani_heh:

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