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neng
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QuasarRain27
God..
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Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
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| Subject: Re: jokes galore!!..  Mon May 04, 2009 1:34 pm | |
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natsu--
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| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Mon May 04, 2009 8:18 pm | |
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QuasarRain27
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Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
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| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Thu May 07, 2009 8:35 pm | |
| (MAR Nkasakay sa pedicab) Boy: ganito po sa amin.. alang makain, alang pampa-aral, alang pambili ng gamot.. MAR: Boy itabi mo.... Lagpas na ko..!   | |
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neng
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| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sat May 09, 2009 7:25 pm | |
| Chavit to Manny:Paki acknowldege si 1st Gentleman, late na dumating, ayun kadadaan lang....
Pacman: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the LATE 1st Gentleman, who just PASSED AWAY.
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ayoko
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Age : 32
Location : cavite
Job/hobbies : read. sLeep. Laugh.
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| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:58 pm | |
| "Eternal Flame" BuLag: cLose your eyesPutoL: give me your hand, darLing\Bingi|: do you feel my heart breathingBoBo: do you understand?Manhid: do you feel the same?Poor: am i only dreaming?Bumbero: or this is burning, an eternal fLamePipi: say my name!BaLiw: sunshing through the rainBroken hearted: my whole night, so lonelyDoctor: please come and ease the painMadamot: I don't wanna lose this feeling...WOLF: oOohhhHHhh......hehe!  | |
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neng
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Number of posts : 659
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mjmunda
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Number of posts : 867
Age : 31
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
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| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:59 am | |
| isang araw bumili si juan sa tindahan Juan : pagbilan ngaaaa!! Tindera : ano yun? Juan : pabili nga po ng apple!! Tindera: wala kaming apple... Kinabukasan... Juan : pagbilan ngaaaa!! Tindera : ano yun? Juan : pabili nga po ng apple!! Tindera: wala kaming apple... Kinabukasan... Juan : pagbilan ngaaaa!! Tindera : ano yun?!!! Juan : pabili nga po ng apple!! Tindera:hrrrr!!!! wala kaming apple..!!!. Kinabukasan... Juan : pagbilan ngaaaa!! Tindera : ano yun?!!! Juan : pabili nga po ng apple!! Tindera: hrrrggg!! wala kaming apple... PAG NAGHANAP KA PA NG APPLE BUKAS IISTAPLERIN KO NA YANG BIBIG MO!!! Kinabukasan... Juan : pagbilan ngaaaa!! Tindera : ano yun? Juan : Meron po kayong stapler? Tindera : Stapler? wala kaming stapler.. Juan : eh di pabili nga po ng apple!! hahaahahahaahahaha!!!  | |
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neng
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Number of posts : 659
Age : 31
Location : sa lugar na hindi mo alam
Job/hobbies : huminga
Registration date : 16/11/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:38 pm | |
| ^ parang napakinggan ko na yan sa SHOWTIME ah :) | |
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mjmunda
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Number of posts : 867
Age : 31
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
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| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:00 am | |
| ^oo nga nakuha ko lang yan sa showtime :) pero original yan ay sa text.. (actually ubas yung binibili ng bata) | |
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ayoko
Newbie..
Number of posts : 9
Age : 32
Location : cavite
Job/hobbies : read. sLeep. Laugh.
Registration date : 17/04/2010
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
Don`t tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…
Knock knock.
Who`s there?
CIVIL
Civil who?
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.
Knock knock.
Who`s there?
SOLUSYON
Solusyon who?
SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..
who’s there?
RIVERBOAT
RIVERBOAT who?
RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.
who’s there?
GINABING KOKEY
GINABING KOKEY who?
Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.
who’s there?
AGATHA
AGATHA who?
AGATHA feeling! That tonight’s gonna be a good night
who’s there?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME who?
COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
who’s there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.
Who’s there?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I’mma fight ‘til we see the sunlight!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pikachu
Pikachu who?
Pikachu, I’mma tell you one time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Oh Mickey you’re so fine, You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki! Hey, hey! Paniki! Hey, hey!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arowana.
Arowana who?
Arowana close my eyes arowana fall asleep 'coz I miss you baby and arowana miss a thing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jhamppong
Jhamppong who?
Jhamppong mga daliri kamay at paa, dalawang tenga, dalawang mata, ilong na may bara.
Knock knock
Who's there?
HONDA
HONDA who?
HONDA first day of christmas my true love sent to me.
Knock knock
Who's there?
PA-AUTOLOADMAX NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO
PA-AUTOLOADMAX NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO who?
Nothings gonna change my life for you,PA-AUTOLOADMAX NAMAN HOW MUCH MAGKANO.
Knock knock
Who's there?
DINA BONNEVIE, GARY V
DINA BONNEVIE, GARY V who?
DINA BONNEVIE my lover, GARY V my friend
knock knock
who's there?
hayden kho
hayden kho who?
hayden kho kayang tangapin na mawawala ka na sa akin... hehehe
knock knock
who's der
Mama Para taxi..
Mama Para taxi who..
im your biggest fan ill follow you until you love me
Mama para Taxi..:) | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 31
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:33 pm | |
| ^thx sa mga knock knock madami akong maknoknockknock nyan hehehehe uso pa naman ngayon yan | |
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