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natsu--
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Location : skypiea
Registration date : 24/09/2008
| Subject: Re: jokes galore!!..  Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:12 pm | |
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fuze301
Newbie..
Number of posts : 50
Age : 32
Location : Located
Job/hobbies : student/ gumawa ng sigs :D
Registration date : 28/12/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:13 pm | |
| sumulat c juan ng love letter gamit ang alphabet:
ABC = always be careful
DEF = don't ever forget
GHI = go home immediately
JKLM = just keep loving me
NOPQRSTUVW = no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat you very well
halos mabaliw si juan sa 3 letrang natira!
ganito nalang sinulat nya:
XYZ = xee you zoon :ani_heh: | |
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QuasarRain27
God..
Number of posts : 706
Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Job/hobbies : Registered Nurse
Registration date : 18/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:57 pm | |
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fuze301
Newbie..
Number of posts : 50
Age : 32
Location : Located
Job/hobbies : student/ gumawa ng sigs :D
Registration date : 28/12/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:13 pm | |
| Son: tay, pinagalitan po ako ng teacher ko
Dad:bakit naman?
Son:hinalikan o kasi yung seatmate ko,
Dad:iikaw talaga manang mana ka sa akin, o anu masarap ba?
Son: Opo! pogi po sya eh
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Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anna natn sa US, ito nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. basahin mo nga sa likod.
Nanay:inay, nagpapasalamat po ako kas kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito.....
natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:10 pm | |
| May tanong ako---
pano mo ilalagay ang giraffe sa refrigirator??? | |
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natsu--
Admin
Number of posts : 892
Age : 35
Location : skypiea
Registration date : 24/09/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:58 pm | |
| bubuksan refrigerator at ilalagay ang giraffe. | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:38 pm | |
| tapos isasara.......
tama ate natsu!!!
papaano mo naman ilalagay ang elepante sa refrigirator???
sige nga....... | |
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QuasarRain27
God..
Number of posts : 706
Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Job/hobbies : Registered Nurse
Registration date : 18/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:08 pm | |
| bubuksan mu ung ref tas ilalabas mu ung nagyeyelong giraffe tsaka mu isasaksak ung elepante... | |
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mjmunda
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Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:16 pm | |
| magaling magaling
nag-meeting ang buong animal kingdom....
sino ang absent? | |
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QuasarRain27
God..
Number of posts : 706
Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Job/hobbies : Registered Nurse
Registration date : 18/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:32 am | |
| ung elepante.. iniwan mu sa ref eh... kung di ka rin eengot-engot... hahaha (di ko mean na engot ka tlga hahah, dinagdagan ko lang para masaya heheh.. pislabrakenrol!!!)  | |
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natsu--
Admin
Number of posts : 892
Age : 35
Location : skypiea
Registration date : 24/09/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:58 pm | |
| Ang absent ay yung elepante at IKAW. Baket kasama ka naman sa animal kingdom ah, kamukha mo pa nga yung kapitbahay niyo na mahilig sa saging eh. | |
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~kEi
Admin
Number of posts : 958
Age : 34
Location : sa mundo ng kawalan..
Job/hobbies : tagahugas ng itl*g ng kabayo..
Registration date : 20/09/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:59 pm | |
| hahaha bad mama natsu!!.... | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:24 pm | |
| kailangan mong tumawid sa isang ilog na puno ng buwaya.........
paano ka makakatawid???
hehehe ate natsu pislabrakenrol tayo walang ganyanan! :D | |
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QuasarRain27
God..
Number of posts : 706
Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Job/hobbies : Registered Nurse
Registration date : 18/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:53 am | |
| waaaaa...!!! yoko na nga! di na ko ulit magpopost! *tampupoy*
@mj: dun sa tulay... baket sinabi ba kxe kailang lumangoy? | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| @quasar - uu kailangan mong lumangoy!!!! there is no way to cross the river that is full of crocodiles!! so ano sino ang makakasagot?  | |
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natsu--
Admin
Number of posts : 892
Age : 35
Location : skypiea
Registration date : 24/09/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:22 pm | |
| ipakain mo yung baon mong elepante (na nasa loob ng ref) sa mga buwaya, tiba tiba na yon malaki naman yung elepante, para ma-distract sila, makakalangoy ka na. | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:22 pm | |
| mali!mali!mali! :ani_waaah: kung ako si rizal, kayo na ang pinabaril ko sa luneta!!   joke lng! ang sagot: eh di maglangoy ka! wala naman ang mga buwaya sa ilog kasi may meeting pa ang animal kingdom at ang absent ay yung elepante wahehehehehehehe :ani_heh: :ani_gg: -----end----- korni ba?? | |
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natsu--
Admin
Number of posts : 892
Age : 35
Location : skypiea
Registration date : 24/09/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:05 pm | |
| wehh...tama naman yung sagot ko eh oh... | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:39 am | |
| eh nilagyan mo pa ng papakainin ng elepante eh!!
]hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee!!!
harhahraharhahr!!! | |
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~kEi
Admin
Number of posts : 958
Age : 34
Location : sa mundo ng kawalan..
Job/hobbies : tagahugas ng itl*g ng kabayo..
Registration date : 20/09/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:54 pm | |
| hahaha eto kanina natawa ako sa sinabi ng kaklase ko sa may pipitsuging mall sa amin..parang Grand Central dito sa amin..
*ehem!*
Scene: Namimili kami ng mga DVD *na pirated syempre* para sa isang DVD marathon sana next week to celebrate the end of maderpaking classes..habang namimili kami, may lumapit na saleslady..
Saleslady: Hi Sir, ano pong hanap nila?..
Ako: wala po, titingin lang..
Lumipat kami sa kabilang stall..nilapitan ulit kami ng saleslady..
Saleslady: Ano pong gusto nila?..
Ako: titingin lang Miss..
Lumipat ulit kami sa may dulong stall..and tulad kanina, may lumapit sa amin ulit na saleslady..
Saleslady: Sir, bili na..ano pong hanap nila?
Kaklase ko: pagmamahal at kapayapaan..kayang mo bang ibigay yun?..*sabay tawa*
LOL! XD | |
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pawikan
Moderator
Number of posts : 1345
Age : 31
Location : Bacoor, Cavite
Job/hobbies : Studying :D
Registration date : 15/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:32 am | |
| niahahaha ! lols ! XD .
parang ung sa emo pag tiananong mo 'tol ok ka lang ba ?' XD | |
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QuasarRain27
God..
Number of posts : 706
Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Job/hobbies : Registered Nurse
Registration date : 18/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sat Mar 21, 2009 8:00 am | |
| @kei: di ka masapak nun! hahaha.... | |
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mjmunda
God..
Number of posts : 867
Age : 30
Location : Rizal, Laguna
Job/hobbies : Manuod ng dvd ^_^, maglaro ng computer, mag gitara
Registration date : 22/01/2009
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:41 pm | |
| @kei uu nga kapayapaan bibihin mu hahaahhaa!!!!:D | |
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pawikan
Moderator
Number of posts : 1345
Age : 31
Location : Bacoor, Cavite
Job/hobbies : Studying :D
Registration date : 15/10/2008
| | Subject: Re: jokes galore!!.. Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:43 am | |
| yung kuya ko di pinayagan sa puting ng tropa nia sa puerto galera . XD
mami : ano ba kase gusto mo , maniwala ako na wala kang gagawing masama ? eh panay baabe yang kasama mo tas kasama mo pa si peewee ? nako mark .
mark : wala naman talaga eh .... pero ma naman . si leyn yun eh oh ? chix yun ma ! CHIX !
mami : ano ba , gusto mo makakita ng hita > ha ? yun ba yon ? o ayan ! hita ko ! magpaksasa ka , titigan mo . ./...!
mark : langya naman ma , ok lang kung di mo ko payagan pero wag naman yung ganyang torture ....
nyahaha ! sweet nila ! XD | |
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QuasarRain27
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Number of posts : 706
Age : 37
Location : Al Ain, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Job/hobbies : Registered Nurse
Registration date : 18/10/2008
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